Friday, September 11, 2009

People That Make Me Go STFU

1. Annoying sociology professor who starts and ends every goddam sentence with YOU KNOW. "You know...blah blah blah uh uh..you know" NO, MOFO I DON'T KNOW. I wouldn't be sitting in your class if I knew, you know, YOU KNOW??

2. Retarded psychology professor. UGH! Go somewhere with your excellent writing skill shit. This is a psyche class.

3. Korean netizens(?). Park Jaebum, the leader of a famous Korean boy band 2pm, dissed his Mother Land on Myspace four years ago and the comments has surfaced recently, which made the the whole country went oh-no-he-didn't! *raises index finger, tilt head back, eyes widen*. Unfortunately, he was dethroned by those crazy netizens and went back to the States due to the controversy. Even though he was my least favorite in the group, but damn, 2pm will never be the same without this guy.

4. Joe Wilson. My, my. Have you no control, you ignorant, childish, disrespectful old man? Way to embarrass yourself in front of the whole nation by interrupting the President's speech with a disgusting remark of "YOU LIE!". Don't act like you've never done it in your whole entire political career. Heck, that's probably how you got to where you are now. I nominate you for the Jackass of the Year Award.

5. My so-called husband. Don't come knocking on my door 'cause you called 87645098e454735 times and I didn't pick up. Stop telling me the same shit over and over again. I know what I'm suppose to do. So stop whining like a bitch. GO 'WAY!
Dear Buddha, let this all be over my Monday afternoon. Nam mo a di da phat.