Monday, January 31, 2011

Our Last Conversation



Me: hello. ong ngoai! con, be hai ne
Gramps: ua, be hai
Me: dao nay ong ngoai khoe khong?
Gramps: ua, khoe.
Me: con co mua keo chocolate voi pate cho ong ngoai an do. ong ngoai thich khong?
Gramps: thich
Me: ong ngoai an nhieu nhieu nha? rang giu gin suc khoe. con hoc song khoa nay roi
mua he con ve tham ong ngoai
Gramps: hoc hanh sao roi?
Me: hoc sing xuat sac =D. con dang chuan bi vo nghanh y ta. ong ngoai duoc dac quyen uu tien cua con. ong ngoai se duoc lam nguoi dau tien do con cham soc ;)
Gramps: *cries* ve them ong ngoai hen
Me:nhung ma noi sao thi con cung thich ve vn ban tom, ban ca' cho ong ngoai hon
Gramps: *laughs*
literally walking with the fam to the hearse..thru the internet

there he goes. vinh biet ong ngoai

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

another interesting convo


BUZZ!!!
meee: yooooooo
yen nguyen: aight
meee: hiiiii
yen nguyen: hiiii
meee: how u
yen nguyen: im good. how you
meee: im fine
meee: u good?
yen nguyen: im good
yen nguyen: what do u want me on yahoo for/???
meee: just to say hiiii
meee:
yen nguyen: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
yen nguyen: no really.. ?!?!?
meee: really
meee: alright lemme stop bsing
meee: i found some job you might like
yen nguyen: ah FCUK. this reminds me i need you to do my homework
yen nguyen: okay...what jobs?
meee: dietary aid?
meee: https://www.healthcaresource.com/lifebridge/index.cfm?fuseaction=search.jobDetails&template=dsp_job_details.cfm&cJobId=849544
yen nguyen: dietary aid?
meee: orr housekeeping aid
meee: https://www.healthcaresource.com/lifebridge/index.cfm?fuseaction=search.jobDetails&template=dsp_job_details.cfm&cJobId=119925
meee: they
meee: easy
meee: medical-ish nursh-ish related
meee: i woulda done it..but i di vn
meee: ya feel me?
meee: they're requirement is like...nothing
meee: DO DI!
yen nguyen: but i dont wanna dilver food!
yen nguyen: but perhapssssss
yen nguyen:
yen nguyen: lemme decide if i ddi VN or not yet.
meee: just just deliver, you get to ASSEMBLE them too!~
meee: OMG
meee: di diiii
meee: di di di d
yen nguyen: i dont wanna assemble foodd...lolx
yen nguyen: ddi ddau ?
meee: vn chu dau
yen nguyen: 'ohhh
yen nguyen: yeah..im trying to go..but im trying to go without telling the fambam back home. lolx
meee: oOo
meee: good luck
yen nguyen: trust me...i DO NOT want to be stuck on rice paddies for a month.
meee: theres nothibg else there?
yen nguyen: im sure there is
yen nguyen: like..trau and bo`..and heo..and ga`..
yen nguyen: lol
yen nguyen: did u guys pick the day ur leaving yet????
yen nguyen: has anyone gone to ask for tickets?
meee: she said her parents did
meee: shes waiting for her parents to take her to eden
meee: and im waiting for her
meee: -.-''
yen nguyen: troi oi
meee: im good
meee: i can go anytime
yen nguyen: when is she ever home for them to take her??.lolx
meee: i was wondering the same thing
meee: shes very keen on it
yen nguyen: when u find out ur flight infos, lemme know!
meee: i aint tryna break her bubble
meee: wanna go to eden?
yen nguyen: when?
meee: i wanna say wednesday but we gotta crab
meee: and dont u work tu?
meee: *thur
yen nguyen: i have classes thurs
meee: a`. hong duoc
yen nguyen: from 11-7 ..FML
meee: dang doi
meee: hmmm
meee: iono
meee: whenever ur free i suppose
meee: buddha knows whenever that will be
yen nguyen: monday
yen nguyen: i will b free monday
yen nguyen:
yen nguyen: or sunday. prior to our lantern festival in the backyard.
meee: nope cant do
meee: those two days are imperative
meee: but if u dont catch shit on wed
meee: then monday it is
yen nguyen: okay
meee: wanna just call the people and ask for the schedule??
meee:
yen nguyen: or you could do that
yen nguyen: tell ur mom to call yo!
meee: i should huh
meee: lemme call her
meee: chakhan mannhya
yen nguyen: http://www.pandora.net/en-US/jewellery/ranges/bracelets/590702HV
yen nguyen: should i should i ?!?!!
meee: negative
meee: its so...plain
meee: =/
yen nguyen: noo noo...you get charms for it too!!!!
yen nguyen: some of the charms are WAY cute yo!
meee: oh ok
meee: in that case
meee: yes
meee: for me of course
meee: thanks
yen nguyen: by the time im 80..i'll have 60 charms!!!!
yen nguyen: one a year.
meee: who said ur getting it for urself?!
meee: oiiiii zoi
yen nguyen: for who then?!
meee: MEEEEEEE
meee: MOI MOI
yen nguyen: you dont even wear jewelry!! and jewelry with CHARMS!?!
meee: duhhh
yen nguyen: seriously?
yen nguyen: lol
yen nguyen: thats funny.
meee: if u buy it, i'll wear it
meee:
yen nguyen: okay
meee: plus free stuff are prettier anyways
meee: i;ll be expecting it
yen nguyen: of course.
meee: ??
yen nguyen: araso.
yen nguyen: imma have to go see how small the smallest bracelets are though!!
yen nguyen: & we can exchange charms every holiday!!!
meee: mmhmmm
meee: they got cute rings yo
yen nguyen: yar
yen nguyen: boutta go find myself a pandora..*teehee*!!!!
meee: sao hong mua tiffany di
meee: phi' tien
yen nguyen: tiffany is overplayed
yen nguyen: actually..sterling silver o tiffany is even more expensive than @ pandora
yen nguyen: only 14k gold sh*t at pandora is expensive
yen nguyen: black or silver?!?!
yen nguyen: i cant decide..*teehee*!!!!
meee: wow so ur getting it fo real?
meee: they make u look fat
meee: dont wear it
yen nguyen: YEAH. whenever i can find my way to one
yen nguyen: lmao..how do they make you look fat foo?
meee: it'll make ur arms look chunky and that will make u look fa
meee: t
yen nguyen: whatever
yen nguyen: go call ur mom & get ticket info!!
meee: im serious
meee: go to a store and try it on
yen nguyen: tell her to ask for after xmas for me too !! prretty pwease..
meee: you gonna have like a 2 in arms
yen nguyen: lol
yen nguyen: they're like thin as hell...i hope..we'll see..
meee: yea ok thats wat YOU think
meee: can u call my phone?
meee: i seem to have misplaced it
meee: OMG i hope i de-silent it
meee: DOH~!
yen nguyen: im calling
yen nguyen: u JUST text me like 2 hours ago
meee: dont hear a thing
yen nguyen: it went to voicemail roi
yen nguyen: wheree did you last use it?
meee: i just went out
meee: prolly in the car
meee: ugh
yen nguyen: teehee.. tsk tsk tsk
meee: OMG YO
meee: 2050
meee: per ticke
meee: t
yen nguyen: for which date?
meee: 12/20 - 1/20
meee: diem told me 1200 something
yen nguyen: tet la ngay may muh expensive ghom zay?!?!
meee: -.-''
meee: thisy year, i heard tet is in between taht time frame
yen nguyen: gosh
meee: so ye
meee: a
yen nguyen: 2000 for 4 weeks..
yen nguyen: well.flight for 4 weeks..lolx
yen nguyen: i thought we were in the realm of 1500...ish
meee: i know man
yen nguyen: tet is feb 3
meee: i was soo excited when i heard ticket are 1200 ish
meee: wat
meee: tet aint even near
meee: ugh
yen nguyen: mmhms
meee: so thats a no for u/
yen nguyen: most likely!!!
yen nguyen: i thought that tet was gonna b @ the end of jan
yen nguyen: cuz school starts jan 31
yen nguyen: darn
meee: mmhmm
meee: i found my new ring
yen nguyen: where?
yen nguyen: FUDGE.
meee: http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Stainless-Steel-Black-Dice-Spinner-Ring/3662811/product.html
yen nguyen: o0 ddep dza.y
yen nguyen: do u kno your size?
yen nguyen: OMG..they're dominoes!!!
yen nguyen: or die
yen nguyen: lol
yen nguyen: dice
yen nguyen: die
meee: yah mon!
meee: be jealous
meee: be very jealous
yen nguyen: i am very jealous
yen nguyen: AND IT SPINS?!?!
meee: YEA MON!
meee: oh courseeeee
yen nguyen: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yen nguyen: get it!
meee: that i said BE JELOUSSS
meee: i like this one too
meee: http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Stainless-Steel-Laser-Notched-Design-Spinner-Ring/4123526/product.html
yen nguyen: o0o..thats cool too
meee: and this
meee: http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Titanium-Mens-1-5ct-TDW-Diamond-Spinner-Band-H-I-I3/5077493/product.html
meee: these are all men
yen nguyen: o0o0o0o
meee: i hope they have my size
yen nguyen: the smallest one. lolx
meee: u know it
meee: http://www.overstock.com/search?keywords=spinner%20ring&SearchType=Header
yen nguyen: i like this
yen nguyen: http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Tungsten-Mens-Checkerboard-Spinner-Band-8-mm/4601076/product.html
meee: i was gonna show u that next
meee: but hoi expensive
yen nguyen: chut xiuuu
meee: cai nao!?!?!
meee: man i want them all
yen nguyen: i like the first one
meee: how about this one instead?
meee: http://www.overstock.com/Jewelry-Watches/Stainless-Steel-Dice-Spinner-Style-Flat-Ring/2650387/product.html?rcmndsrc=2
meee: im not feeling the blackness
yen nguyen: cung dduoc
meee: smallest one is a 9
meee: im like a 3 something
meee: ahahaha
yen nguyen: lolx
yen nguyen: HAHAHA
yen nguyen: too bad.
meee: 4 give or take
yen nguyen: i wanna go somewhere..but idk where to go
meee: now?
yen nguyen: yeah
yen nguyen: lol
yen nguyen: my very..antsy..
yen nguyen: i cant keep still..
meee: u've been out all day woman
yen nguyen: since 1...and 2 hours was spent waiting for a freaking oil change
meee: oOo
meee: too bad i have class
meee: or else we could di....around
yen nguyen: maybe i should walk walmart?..
yen nguyen: im sure theres something there i could use..
yen nguyen: WHAT? what class do you have @ this time?!!
meee: yes ma'am
meee: 7 ish til 10 ish
meee: speech btw
meee:
yen nguyen: LOL
yen nguyen: GL
meee: i dont need luck
meee: i need some gut!
meee: ughhhhhhhh
meee: actually i have a lot of gut
meee: i need courage
yen nguyen: ditto
yen nguyen: courage.
meee: wonder if i could convert my fat into courage
meee: ya know..law of conservation of energy
yen nguyen: yeah....
yen nguyen: good luck with that
meee: i dont wanna go to classsssssssssssssssss
meee:
meee: not this class
yen nguyen: go go go!
yen nguyen: you'll be aightt
meee: how are u so sure?
yen nguyen: what could you possibly do today?!
yen nguyen: its not like you have speeches to give......YET
meee: true that
meee: but im saying i dont wanna go to this class AT ALL
yen nguyen: ditto
meee: know wat im spittin;?!
yen nguyen: i feel you!!!!
yen nguyen: i know exactly what you're SAYING.
meee: how many speech have u given alreayd>
yen nguyen: only 1
yen nguyen: we're doing some...shitty activity tomorrow though
yen nguyen: im considering skipping class.
yen nguyen: lmao..i have a feeling im gonna be skipping the max #s of classes allowed before this month is over.
meee: and how many is that?
meee: i have 2
meee: -.-''
meee:
yen nguyen: i think i have 3.
yen nguyen: perhaps 2.
meee: i hate this bitch
meee: IMMA QUIT THIS BITCH@
meee: !!!
yen nguyen: you're about to be late for it too
meee: BUT NOW
meee: IMMA GO GET READY TO GO TO THIS BITCH
meee: FUCK MYSELF
yen nguyen: lolx..
yen nguyen: byeeee..have funnnnn
meee: BYE BITCH
yen nguyen has signed out. (9/13/2010 7:31 PM)

BUZZ!!!
yen nguyen: yoohoo
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
meee: wat messages?
yen nguyen: oh..nvm...i was gonna start typing them
meee: imma answer then now
meee: bring it!
yen nguyen: i need info about you thats known to others
yen nguyen: like..car, eye color, hair color, etc.
yen nguyen: spill!
meee: welllll
meee: im 5'8
meee: blonde
meee: greenish blueish eyes
yen nguyen: you lying HO!
meee:
meee: wat more do u want/
meee: u know wat i look like
yen nguyen: car
meee: besides the above
meee: wat else do u wanna know?
meee: i dont have a car
yen nguyen: aight..i need stuff about you that idk..like scars
yen nguyen: convictions
meee: oh oh oh!
yen nguyen: billssss
meee: i have a birth mark southeast of my bossom
yen nguyen: this is retarded...who does this for speech class?!!? WTF
meee: very faint
yen nguyen: do yu really?!?
meee: u'd have to look very closely
meee: yea
yen nguyen: coolllll
meee: my dad has a hugeeeeeeeee one
yen nguyen: same spot??
meee: uh huh
meee: his covers his whole bossom
meee: omg and tell me why
yen nguyen: o0o0o
meee: i went to the gay club in downtown the other night
meee: and fell asleep
meee: -.-''
yen nguyen: did you?!? with who? lol
yen nguyen: wgat?!
meee: and i was right next to the speakers
meee: with the nail trix crew
yen nguyen: how do you fall asleep in a gay club when ur next to speakers?!?!!
yen nguyen: how did that happen?!?!
meee: u know how the soundwaves vibrates when the volume is really loud?!?!
yen nguyen: yeah
yen nguyen: did that knock you out??
yen nguyen: lmao
meee: no
meee: girl
meee: anyhoo i was standing next to it..and my feet got very phe^
meee: it was like a massage
meee: a very goood foot massage
yen nguyen: lol
meee: so i found me a corner and lean all up against it and di ngu
yen nguyen: troi
meee: actually we was in there for a 2 +
meee: i got a really bad headache from all the music
meee: that could be another erason
meee: *reason
meee: but yea..it was really fun at first
yen nguyen: did u hit on any gay guys??
meee: im in there..all jamming to the msuci
yen nguyen: lol
meee: litterally shake my fat ass off
meee: i was sweating profusely
yen nguyen: good workout, i tell ya!
meee: i looked down on the watch...7 mins?!
yen nguyen: lmao
meee: it felt like eternity
meee: i dont know how people do it
meee: but i got bored on the 8th minute i was there
meee: and there was more straight people making out than gays
yen nguyen: sweet!!!!!
meee: oh and did i mention my mom was there too
yen nguyen: lmao
meee: she of course was in another corner hiding
meee: well..resting
meee: u know..same as me
yen nguyen: you was jammin with your mama!!!
meee:
yen nguyen: lmao
meee: she was too drunk to know anything
yen nguyen: lol
meee: she didnt know she went to a club
yen nguyen: hahahha
meee: she was doin samba/cha cha cha shit
yen nguyen: haha
meee: they got trance/club music there
meee: -.-''
meee: im like WTF
yen nguyen: your mom hilarious
yen nguyen:
meee: that aint my mom
meee: but yea
meee: thats my story
meee: k back to ur question
yen nguyen: quen roi
meee: troi
meee: and this is for speech?
meee: tsk tsk
meee: OMG OMG
yen nguyen: oh fudge..imma make up something and pray they dont pick on me
yen nguyen: fml
meee: my first speech is a month from today
meee: AHAHAHAHA
meee: not next week
meee: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
yen nguyen: oh and im only allowed 1 absent day! FML
meee: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
yen nguyen: im about to drop this shittttt..and take it nxt semester
yen nguyen: lmao
meee: u should take this lady
meee: she be easy
meee: she let us out early today cuz the Ravens was playing
yen nguyen: sweet!
meee: she went thru 3 weeks of work in 45 mins
yen nguyen: haha
yen nguyen: awesome!!!!!!!
meee: ya mon
meee: drop it now and get half of ur money back
meee: and by me stuf with it
yen nguyen: im about to!!!
meee: did ur fin. aid went thru tho?
yen nguyen: iyeah
meee: ohhh
meee: then u cant drop it
yen nguyen: we can get ipods!!
meee: haha
meee: unlessssss
yen nguyen: lemme get my checkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....
meee: u register for the late start classs
meee: like me hubbie
meee: he was in the same sit.
yen nguyen: nah..imma stick with it..ill make it!!!!!!!
meee: u do that then
yen nguyen: i surely will
meee: xong chua?
meee: wanna know more bout me?
yen nguyen: no..i give up
meee: i pooed like 5x today
yen nguyen: gross
yen nguyen: i havent pooed in a few days!!
meee: ur gross!
yen nguyen: ive been doing good..trying to poo twice-thrice a weekk,,,but this week is not working out!!!!
meee: normal people poops everyday
meee: watchu be eating?
meee: get some fiber into urself
yen nguyen: normal stuff!!!
yen nguyen: i dont get no fibers..hehe
yen nguyen: i pooed green stool once!!!
yen nguyen: it was gross
meee: u havent seen nothing yet
meee: u should see mines when i load myself with tao kei noi
meee:
yen nguyen: GROSSS
yen nguyen: ur sick
meee: ur the sicker one, mi amiga
yen nguyen: i is
meee: we done?
yen nguyen: yeah
yen nguyen: we done
yen nguyen: FML..i hate speech
yen nguyen:
yen nguyen: serious. FM!
meee: watchu gotta do?
yen nguyen: what nurse needs to give a fcuking speech anyways?!?!?!?!?!
yen nguyen: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
meee: I KNOW RIGHT
yen nguyen: NOTHING... i just hate it
meee: speech is better with my lady
yen nguyen: my guys pretty cool
yen nguyen: we start class with 15 min of football talk...
meee: we do a lotttt of football talk
meee: a lil bit of errthing
yen nguyen: so its like...3 guys in the class that talks with him about football
yen nguyen: and they try so long to prolong that conversation
meee: uh huh and?
yen nguyen: so hard*
meee: are u the only asian in there?
yen nguyen: yeaps
meee: figure
meee: oh and a few more before i go
meee: i hate football
meee: hates it
meee: hates it
meee: hates it a lot
yen nguyen: i fell asleep watching the game today
yen nguyen:
meee: a bunch of bigass men tumbling all over each other
meee: wtf
yen nguyen: ditto!!!!
yen nguyen: and their BIGGGGG
meee: IN SKIN-TIGHT SUIT
meee: WTFFFF
yen nguyen: sometimes, when they fall..you see their butt fat jiggle
yen nguyen: lol
meee: DISGUSTINGNESS
yen nguyen: ditto!!!!
meee: ugh
meee: i want to shoot myself in the face when i hear people talk about it
yen nguyen: yeh
yen nguyen: but everyone and their mama talk about it!!!
meee: like wtf did i do to deserve this
meee: fuck yea
yen nguyen: cant wait til this season is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
meee: mmhmmm
meee: bout to move to england
meee: they got polo there
meee: ^_^!
yen nguyen: lmao...
yen nguyen: you do that!
meee: actually hot guys playing it
meee: wooooooooooo
yen nguyen: hot guys with hot accents
meee: burn me eyes just looking at them
yen nguyen:
meee: and the accent!
meee: of course
yen nguyen: duhh..cant forget that!
meee: and and and
meee: maybe i can...u know..befriend the queen
meee: and she'll give me the throneeee
meee: AHAHAHAHA
yen nguyen: hahahaha
yen nguyen: okay
yen nguyen:
yen nguyen: good luck with that?!?!
meee: fo real!
meee: thoi imma go back to Cassie
meee: she misses me
meee: and ive ebeen kneeling for too long
yen nguyen: who is cassie?
meee: so that was my knee talking btw
yen nguyen: you named your piano?!
meee: my piao
yen nguyen: go back to cassie
yen nguyen: oh dear...
meee: her full name is Casio
yen nguyen: ohhhhh
meee: dau wa
meee: dont think i can get up yo
meee: call the ambulance
yen nguyen: u can do it!!! i belive in you!
meee: i need some benjamins
meee: hurry
meee: send me some benz
meee: i'll take jackson too
yen nguyen: how ?!
meee: if thats all u have
yen nguyen: i dont have any!!!!
yen nguyen: i have like....a buncha lincolns!!!
meee: ghom!
meee: thoi
meee: i di
meee: piece
yen nguyen: byes!
Last message received on 9/13 at 11:55 PMBookmark

Sunday, May 30, 2010

b2: y u buzz me?
BUZZ!!!
vtpryncess: that was so an hour ago
vtpryncess: but thanks for paying attention
b2: 3 to be exact
vtpryncess: yeah
b2: again
b2: y u buzz me?
BUZZ!!!
vtpryncess: to tell u what i texted you
b2: again
b2: that was at 4
b2: y u buzz me?
BUZZ!!!
vtpryncess: i didnt buzz u at 4
b2: u texted me at 4 fool
vtpryncess: i aint even get home from work til 9 foo
vtpryncess: i wasn't even near my computer at 4
b2: but u texted me at 4
b2: i was thinking this fatness must be outta her mind..moi co 4 gio ma di dau troi
vtpryncess: i didnt text u at 4
vtpryncess: i slept at 4
vtpryncess: i was dead asleep at 4
vtpryncess: wtf is you thinking!?
b2: at work?!
vtpryncess: oh
vtpryncess: to tell you that we're leaving town tonight!
vtpryncess: duh..read the text
vtpryncess: cuz i was ranh ..
vtpryncess: and i aint want u to fall asleep...ya know!?
b2: but before u said we leaving town u said get dress
b2: watchu tryna say??
vtpryncess: exactly.
b2: i dobt be naked 24/7
vtpryncess: to get outta ur nekkedness
vtpryncess: i am pretty sure u was nekked @ 4
b2: i was a little bit
b2: cuz it was hot as heck today
vtpryncess: i knew it!
b2: ya know???
b2: and are we watching the sunrise again'?
b2: im soooo sleepy
vtpryncess: idk..idk why we're leaving this early
b2: bout to di ngu
vtpryncess: I DUNNO
vtpryncess: u besta stay up til 1:30
b2: is it phat's idea
vtpryncess: yeah
b2: OMG
vtpryncess: its always his idea
b2: we should fish for shark
vtpryncess: YEAH!!!!
vtpryncess: do u remember where my fishing license is!?!?!
vtpryncess: o0o..in my bag
vtpryncess:
vtpryncess: gottit
b2: yea yo
b2: OMGOMG
b2: u can have a feastttttt
b2: woot
b2: we should reallly fish for shark
b2: bout to use my little rod
b2: muakakak
vtpryncess: lmao
b2: are we stoping by cui?
vtpryncess: cui's here
vtpryncess: but yeah
b2: to get the boogie boards/
vtpryncess: yeah
b2: teeheee
vtpryncess: well..they're in his car
vtpryncess: or maybe his garage..idk..but yeah
b2: find me that shirt
vtpryncess: what?
b2: i forgot wat it called
b2: lolol
b2: uummm...
b2: we last saw mother wearing it?
b2: rash guard!
b2: is the name
vtpryncess: what?
b2: roxy
vtpryncess: my mom wore it?
vtpryncess: idk what youer talking about?!
b2: she said it was very mat
vtpryncess: ?!?
b2: iono
b2: i must be remembering things
vtpryncess: yeah..ur imagining things
vtpryncess: u probably dreamed it
b2: probab;y
vtpryncess: possible
b2: man wat is i gonna weat
b2: those sand be hurting me tummy yo
vtpryncess: lmao
vtpryncess: wear ur..waterproof stuff
vtpryncess: ur surfing shrit
b2: i was talking about that one
b2: that the only one i have
b2: lmao
vtpryncess: why would my mom wear something that little?!
vtpryncess: wtf?!
b2: ai biet
b2: haha
vtpryncess: ur retarded. lmao
vtpryncess: ur defniitely dreamt about the shirt
b2: i aint tryna dig into my pile of stuff either
b2: met
vtpryncess: and my mom squeezing into it!
vtpryncess: its already tight as shit on you
vtpryncess: lol
vtpryncess: i cant even fit it!
b2: cuz u fat as shit fatness
b2: did u call be lan?
b2: keu no di
vtpryncess: keu no lam gi ?
b2: they can have a lil sex on the beach
b2: kakaka
vtpryncess: i called..she aint wanna go
vtpryncess: she said her bros going outta town..so she gotta stay with her dad
vtpryncess: she called me...like 2349029304 times today
vtpryncess: and i didnt answer...so he called every 5 minutes!!!
vtpryncess: the GIRL HAS ISSUES
vtpryncess: MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR issues
b2: she dont call me no more
b2: teehee
b2: cuz i dont be picking up
b2: TEEHEEEHEEE
vtpryncess: GOD> SHE DOES NOT GIVE UP
vtpryncess: AT ALL
vtpryncess: SHE JUST KEEPS GOING
vtpryncess: SHES LIKE THE DURACELL BUNNY
vtpryncess: or...the energizer bunny?!
vtpryncess: duracell doesn't have a bunny does it?
b2: i think so
b2: a lil pink bunny?
vtpryncess: yeah
vtpryncess: with the drums
vtpryncess: that keeps going..and going..and going
b2: im telling u
b2: DONT PICK UP
b2: she hong biet mac co yo
b2: very ly`
vtpryncess: i don't pick up
vtpryncess: and she keeps calling and calling and callin!!!
vtpryncess: and i fianlly pick up..and i tell her its real busy and i'd call her back
vtpryncess: and 30 min later..she cals and calls and calls
vtpryncess: and it starts all over again!
b2: hahaha
b2: dien
b2: super dienn
vtpryncess: EXACTLY
b2: dont she have khachs?
vtpryncess: I DONT KNWWWWW
vtpryncess: she should!
b2: tsk tsk TSK
b2: u got food?
vtpryncess: i gots nothing
vtpryncess: well...ca' kho with dua cai
vtpryncess: yogurt
vtpryncess: ....chuoi
b2: mmmm
b2: ca kho
b2: i is sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
b2:
vtpryncess: DONT SLEEP
vtpryncess: stay up
vtpryncess: talk to me
b2:
b2: tell me ur name
vtpryncess: omg. update your yahoo
vtpryncess: yen
vtpryncess: we'll video chat!
vtpryncess: ;-D
b2: ew wtf
b2: i aint tryna see ur gro sometnng face
vtpryncess: im just trying to keep you up!
b2: grotesque is the word
vtpryncess: ur face is grotesque
b2: aint tryna get no nightmares ya know?
b2: u feel me dog?
vtpryncess: ur face is a nightmare
b2: this is me when i see ur face --> *barf face*
vtpryncess: Sad

b2: damn
b2: where u get that big a$$ smiley?
vtpryncess: emoticons
vtpryncess:
vtpryncess: the audbles
vtpryncess: audible ones
b2: oOo
b2: Đồ wỉ shứ nè

b2: Alôôôô!

vtpryncess: Puppy Dog Eyes

b2: Nhớ em quá!!!

vtpryncess: u nho me?!
b2: wrong one
b2: my bad
b2: Ngủ gòi … tui ngủ gòi … khò khò khò … đó, ngáy đó, nghe hông?

vtpryncess: Please

vtpryncess: Raar

vtpryncess: (barfing sound)

vtpryncess: (laughing)

b2: yo that barfing shit sounds nasty
b2: Dang baby! Would you like some fries with that shake?

b2: Hello...Cupid called. He says to tell you I need my heart back.

vtpryncess: Why, in the world, would I, or anybody else, want to know that?

b2: I’ve got a bone to pick with you!

vtpryncess: Haha... you're funny!

b2: My mom said I looked cute.

vtpryncess: Seriously - do us all a favor and unplug your computer now!

b2: Purrr. . . . don’t cross my path . . ..

b2: Scream

b2: Scream

b2: Scream

b2: I hate this time of year.

vtpryncess: That's not funny. That's not even in the same zip code as funny.

b2: Shutup! I’m trying to sleep!

vtpryncess: Haha... you're funny!

b2: Hello... ok ka lang?

vtpryncess: Ohhhhhh snap!

vtpryncess: Ah, c'mon mannnn. . . that makes me want to take a shower.

vtpryncess: okay
vtpryncess: shhh
vtpryncess: im watching grey's
vtpryncess:
vtpryncess: cant be listening to all these audibles too
vtpryncess: stay up..FOCUS
b2: u have yet to finish green's?
vtpryncess: grey's
vtpryncess: i'm on ep 6 of season 6 now
b2: green's
vtpryncess: only like...18 more eps to go!
vtpryncess: grey's
vtpryncess: purples'
b2: how many eps is in a season??!
b2: usually 20 ma
vtpryncess: 24
b2: x
b2: damn
b2: they be cheatin
vtpryncess: ?
b2: ??
vtpryncess: ???
b2: oo0oo
vtpryncess: ur face
b2: Talk to the Hand! So, uh, what's going on?

vtpryncess: Seriously, were you even typing a language right there?

vtpryncess: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. . . my DEAD ex-girlfriend!

b2: You suck more than I do.

vtpryncess: Hit me with your best shot... Grandma!

vtpryncess: Muhahahaha!

b2: I've gotten better IM's from a drunken monkey

vtpryncess: Seriously, are you even trying?

vtpryncess: I hope you don't slip while I'm mopping the floor with you.

vtpryncess: Don't make me hurt you

vtpryncess: Badabing badabang badaboom

b2: It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your brain is?

vtpryncess: They said you were a great asset. . .I told them they were off by two letters.

b2: I'm sorry - was that a typo? Or are you really that stupid?

b2: ok. enough
vtpryncess: Sad

b2: i go poo
b2: want to me call u
vtpryncess: okies
b2: i feel diarhea coming
b2: teeheee
vtpryncess: no thanks.

Friday, September 11, 2009

People That Make Me Go STFU

1. Annoying sociology professor who starts and ends every goddam sentence with YOU KNOW. "You know...blah blah blah uh uh..you know" NO, MOFO I DON'T KNOW. I wouldn't be sitting in your class if I knew, you know, YOU KNOW??

2. Retarded psychology professor. UGH! Go somewhere with your excellent writing skill shit. This is a psyche class.

3. Korean netizens(?). Park Jaebum, the leader of a famous Korean boy band 2pm, dissed his Mother Land on Myspace four years ago and the comments has surfaced recently, which made the the whole country went oh-no-he-didn't! *raises index finger, tilt head back, eyes widen*. Unfortunately, he was dethroned by those crazy netizens and went back to the States due to the controversy. Even though he was my least favorite in the group, but damn, 2pm will never be the same without this guy.

4. Joe Wilson. My, my. Have you no control, you ignorant, childish, disrespectful old man? Way to embarrass yourself in front of the whole nation by interrupting the President's speech with a disgusting remark of "YOU LIE!". Don't act like you've never done it in your whole entire political career. Heck, that's probably how you got to where you are now. I nominate you for the Jackass of the Year Award.

5. My so-called husband. Don't come knocking on my door 'cause you called 87645098e454735 times and I didn't pick up. Stop telling me the same shit over and over again. I know what I'm suppose to do. So stop whining like a bitch. GO 'WAY!
Dear Buddha, let this all be over my Monday afternoon. Nam mo a di da phat.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Peace Out, M.J

The king of pop had suddenly left the building.